I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently. This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD".
Stock up and save. Limit: one. Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it. We build bodies that last a lifetime. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
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