One day, on a notice board, a message was written: 

"A parker pn lost if found plz return to me"
The next day, another notice was put up: 

"If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I 
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the 
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped 
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood 
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that 
hungry."

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them!"  (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a
kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."  (Kenny, 7)