Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend. 
They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the 
parts with.  It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a 
coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi 
demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her 
what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told 
her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply... 
"If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"

At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT
department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every
user what they need."

I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so
we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room
fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are
so popular."  (Jan, 9)

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
(Harlen, 8)