- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)

Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

"But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS
 doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks.
 HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks.
 Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks.
 NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..."
[some more additions from other people]
"TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed."
                        -- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery