Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 

"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.

"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com

"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."

 - Steven Wright