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"Are any members of Tool gay?
 Only the flutist."
                        -- The Tool FAQ
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My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
                        -- Andrew
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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
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