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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love
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One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan
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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy
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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
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