"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe.
"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me, has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." - O.J. Simpson
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson
* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
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