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Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton
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"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.
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ON PROBLEM SOLVING
   When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
   resemble a nail.
        -- Abraham Maslow
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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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