ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie

"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
 technical support."
                        -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe