If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
   (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
   (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
   (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
       urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!