If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn

I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S. Thompson.

"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema