"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?" "Shut up." -- Adrian, Janet
"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." -- JFK
"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." - Charles de Gaulle
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