"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather

  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin