- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever

"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."

                                            --Edward Abbey

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989