"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen

   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
 before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
 But nothing else...  and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
 plotteth thy data...  And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
 applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
                        -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits

A wedding.  A handshake.  A kiss.  A coronation.  A parade.  A
dance.  A meal.  A graduation.  A Mass.  A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
        A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.  
        A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
        --Frederick Buechner