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ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright
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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman
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There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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