Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
           anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
           it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
           something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
           another theory which states that this has already
           happened."

* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
   dryin' on the clothesline.
         George Lindsey

"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy

"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
                        -- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen