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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair
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"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle
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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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