In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " 
    - Saint Augustine (354-430) 

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy