What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

                    A stick.

Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother
thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin. 

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? 

     For flossing after eating. 

What is the difference between a blonde and a  brunette?


                                         Well about 15 minutes!

        Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall --
        a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight
        pin.  Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to
        prove it.

        Get a glass of water and a pin.  Hold the glass up to the
        wall and start to pin it up.  And then drop the pin.
        You've got the glass in position just right, so you ask
        your victim real nice to get the pin for you.  When they
        bend down to pick it up, dump the water on their head.

This works especially well when there's a crowd of people watching.
It can also be very dangerous for the joker, so be careful if you
try it.