An American was waiting on a London street corner. An
attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of
wind blew her dress above her waist. 
"A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. 
Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,
"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!" 

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?



The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

Sent by Lou

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive 
called his newly hired assistant into his office. "Do you know 
what time we quit around here ?" he asked.

"Sure !" the girl nervously giggled. "Whenever somebody 
knocks on the door."

   Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
   
   The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."
   
   "What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?"
   
   "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what..
   Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if
   she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
   

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for
their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on
that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked
the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in
front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck
your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you
thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."