A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around 
the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable 
at all. 
On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he 
found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking 
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as 
possible and then busied himself with desk work. 
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and 
stapled the tie to his chest. 
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

  gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???

They turn it upsidedown.


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Husband: Want a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what? 

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from
lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked
the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight
face.
The waiter says,"I'm sorry sir, we're all out".
"In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe", our friend says.
Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought
him an espresso, with a straw of course.