Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required 
to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, 
Rescue Anne, to practice. 

Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. 

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the 
students gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put 
his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. 

Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says 
she can't feel her legs!"

Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show.  Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car.  I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "

It is said that P. T. Barnum, the famed circus magnate, hung a large sign 
over one of the exits of his museum which read, "This way to the egress."  
Many people in the crowds, eager to see what an egress looked like, passed 
through the door and found themselves out on the street.