IDIOTS IN MANAGEMENT

At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who
is leaving the company due to "downsizing" our manager spoke up
and said, "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more
often."  Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each
other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

On a bumper sticker:

     Keep honking, I'm reloading. 

Michael Anderson Goodwin spent 7 years on the death row in a South Carolina prison.
Finally, the capital punishment was changed to life imprisonment.
In March, 1989, while sitting on a metal john in his camera and repairing his small
TV, the appliance short-circuted. The short-circut proved to be lethal.