Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl

"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic

"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net

"Basses like Altos.
 Altos like Basses.
 Tenors like Tenors.
 Sopranos like discos."
                        -- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
                                (aka Paul Sleigh, fruitbat@matra.com.au)