Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 

Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec