A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you." -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one. I don't care what you think =))
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind." William Shakespeare
"There's more than one way to do it." -- The Perl Slogan "It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them don't work." -- The Windows Perl Slogan
Government doesn't work. - Harry Browne
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