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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))


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"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

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"There's more than one way to do it."

-- The Perl Slogan

"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
 don't work."

-- The Windows Perl Slogan


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Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

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