Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
 topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
 marketing, not an article on information technology."

-- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
tighter."

                                           --Edward Abbey