"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams

Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
         whose tailor is a blacksmith.

"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
                        -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
                                singer of Tool)

* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.