"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez

The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...