"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem" - Jimmy Buffett
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber" Now, she complains about all men and not just me
"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half breed interference.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
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