"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.

Politicians!
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining! 

Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes.