"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll have to remember that.:-)" "Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul. He died to take away man's cellulite." -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster
"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that." -- Karen
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
"Caesar is all things to all men!" "It must be hell in there..." -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle
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