The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...