"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made of steel..." -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Cooke's Law In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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