"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
                        -- me, AndrewR

Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians. 

   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.


  

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson

* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.