"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
                        -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

We put the "k" in "kwality."

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote