* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;) Hardcore Shoegazer. :) DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a cat. DGMage: The cat is important. -- excerpts from #gothic
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin & Hobbes
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