"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips

"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
                        -- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
                                                came from...)

"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
 David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!

"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce