(written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long 

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang