"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"