I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

What we call human nature, is actually human habit. -- Jewel

 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare