I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain

"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you." 

              - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters 

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will