"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.

A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

    -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
    maintenance

A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.