"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall