How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly 
illuminated. "Who turned on the fucking lights?" a male passenger, who had 
been surly since boarding, snarled at a stewardess.
The girl had had enough of this particular character. "These are the 
breakfast lights, sir," she answered with forced sweetness. "The fucking
lights are much dimmer, and you snored right through them." 

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up
in the woods and scratched your butt
and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?"

"Hell no!" the guy said.

The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your
crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"

The man said, "Of course not."

"Wanna go camping?" 

Wife: Who was that on the phone?
Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.
Wife: What did he say?
Husband: He asked if the coast was clear... 

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? 

    Fucks funny!