Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours
late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to
the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead
of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball,
drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:

"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment,
and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:

"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket,
I'll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation."

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the
boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to
see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been
a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours
late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to
the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead
of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball,
drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.
He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the
boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to
see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been
a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"