The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey"), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("a pocket full of posies"). Furthermore, people who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").
A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guardrail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and burst into flames. There were no injuries.
Young Kristin, the editor of our trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Kristin called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Kristin's face. "An ID ten T error?" What's that in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an ID ten T error before?" "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So she pulled out a piece of paper and marked down, I-D-one-zero-T, and stared at it for a second while Wes beat a hasty retreat. Needless to say he gave Kristin's desk a wide berth the rest of the day.
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