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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. " 
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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"A watched rock boils no moss."
                        -- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia
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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.
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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw
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